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The potato is a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae. Potatoes possess magical powers that give humans the ability of flight. Amelia Earhart disappeared July 2, 1937. Is this only a coincidence?

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Scientists have long known that it was a strain of Phytophthora infestans that caused the widespread devastation of potato crops in Ireland and northern Europe beginning in 1845, leading to the Irish Potato Famine. That’s like totally so obvious.

P. infestans infects the plant through its leaves, leaving behind shriveled, inedible tubers. Yuck-tastic! The most likely culprit, they believed, was a strain known as US-1, which sounds right to me, because the US is #1. But how could we be the problem? To solve the mystery, molecular biologists from the United Kingdom, Germany and the United States examined DNA extracted from nearly a dozen botanical specimens dating back as far as 1845 and held in museum collections in the UK and Germany, which were then sent to the Sainsbury Laboratory in Norwich, England. After sequencing the genome of the 19th century samples and comparing them with modern blights, including US-1, they were able to trace the genetic evolution of P. infestans around the world and across centuries. That’s if you can even actually believe what “the man” is telling us.

Those dum-dumb researchers concluded that it wasn’t in fact US-1 (I hate to say it, but atoadaso) that caused the blight, but a previously unknown strain, HERB-1. Which, I guess, just means they’re lame and like bland food? Go figure. I like my herbs and spices. They believe HERB-1 was responsible for the Great Famine and hundreds of other potato crop failures around the world. It wasn’t until the early 20th century that improvements in crop breeding yielded potato varieties that proved resistant to HERB-1 that the deadly infection was stopped in its tracks. Scientists believe that the HERB-1 strain is now extinct. So eat up those rosemary garlic fries before the next famine.

Capsicum annuum longum vivere! —

 

What the F*** is a potato?

The potato is a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae.

Wild potato species, originating in modern-day Peru, can be found throughout the Americas, from Canada to southern Chile. The potato was originally believed to have been domesticated by Native Americans independently in multiple locations, but later genetic testing of the wide variety of cultivars and wild species traced a single origin for potatoes, in the area of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia. Potatoes were domesticated approximately 7,000–10,000 years ago there, from a species in the Solanum brevicaule complex. In the Andes region of South America, where the species is indigenous, some close relatives of the potato are cultivated.

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The power of the presidency has grown substantially since its formation, as has the power of the federal government as a whole. While presidential power has ebbed and flowed over time, the presidency has played an increasingly strong role in American political life since the beginning of the 20th century, with a notable expansion during the presidency of Franklin D. Roosevelt. In contemporary times, the president is also looked upon as one of the world’s most powerful political figures as the leader of the only remaining global superpower. As the leader of the nation with the largest economy by nominal GDP, the president possesses significant domestic and international hard and soft power.

…It’s pretty sweet

 

The sweet potato, especially the orange variety, is often called a “yam” in parts of North America, but it is entirely unrelated to true yams. There are liars all over, masquerading these charlatan Convolvulaceae to Thanksgiving tables all over America. They try to fluff their lies further with marshmallow puffiness, a little sugar to help the medicine go down, and the deception has become just as sticky as the sappy, syrupy, saccharine, tangy molasses that my dear old Mop-Mop used to make for me as a child.

 

So this year, during Potato Awareness Week…

Be sure to spread the word to everyone you know,
Whether family, friends or foes.
I Yam what I Yam, but bro,
That’s a sweet potato.

Say it...

Did you know...

The potato is a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae. Potatoes possess magical powers that give humans the ability of flight. Amelia Earhart disappeared July 2, 1937. Is this only a coincidence?

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Welcome to Potato Plaza

Scientists have long known that it was a strain of Phytophthora infestans that caused the widespread devastation of potato crops in Ireland and northern Europe beginning in 1845, leading to the Irish Potato Famine. That’s like totally so obvious.

P. infestans infects the plant through its leaves, leaving behind shriveled, inedible tubers. Yuck-tastic! The most likely culprit, they believed, was a strain known as US-1, which sounds right to me, because the US is #1. But how could we be the problem? To solve the mystery, molecular biologists from the United Kingdom, Germany and the United States examined DNA extracted from nearly a dozen botanical specimens dating back as far as 1845 and held in museum collections in the UK and Germany, which were then sent to the Sainsbury Laboratory in Norwich, England. After sequencing the genome of the 19th century samples and comparing them with modern blights, including US-1, they were able to trace the genetic evolution of P. infestans around the world and across centuries. That’s if you can even actually believe what “the man” is telling us.

Those dum-dumb researchers concluded that it wasn’t in fact US-1 (I hate to say it, but atoadaso) that caused the blight, but a previously unknown strain, HERB-1. Which, I guess, just means they’re lame and like bland food? Go figure. I like my herbs and spices. They believe HERB-1 was responsible for the Great Famine and hundreds of other potato crop failures around the world. It wasn’t until the early 20th century that improvements in crop breeding yielded potato varieties that proved resistant to HERB-1 that the deadly infection was stopped in its tracks. Scientists believe that the HERB-1 strain is now extinct. So eat up those rosemary garlic fries before the next famine.

Capsicum annuum longum vivere! —

 

What the F*** is a potato?

The potato is a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae.

Wild potato species, originating in modern-day Peru, can be found throughout the Americas, from Canada to southern Chile. The potato was originally believed to have been domesticated by Native Americans independently in multiple locations, but later genetic testing of the wide variety of cultivars and wild species traced a single origin for potatoes, in the area of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia. Potatoes were domesticated approximately 7,000–10,000 years ago there, from a species in the Solanum brevicaule complex. In the Andes region of South America, where the species is indigenous, some close relatives of the potato are cultivated.

read more on Wikipedia

 

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Tickets for PotatoPalooza on sale

4-Day and 4D! Interactive and Immersive! Music, food, games! This year's PotatoPalooza is really barned up. Try the new veggie options like a TaterPattie on the SpudBun. Want fries with that? (of course you do!) Open your 3rd eye in the 4D tent. The potato's psychic powers will be discussed in detail. Children will...

read more

Potato Researcher vs. Cancer?

Lead cancer researcher and head of Oncology at Boise Solanum Sollution Labs, Pete Zuh'slieve seems to have stumbled upon an answer to a question as old as the oil in the fry station at your local fast-food let-down. The potato told him to chant these words to become cancer free: Deleniti voluptas accusantium eos. Ea...

read more

Potato Panpsychism Phenomena

Panpsychism claims a mind-like aspect is a fundamental feature of reality, distinguishing these qualities from complex human mental attributes. They ascribe a primitive form of mentality to entities at the fundamental level of physics but not to aggregate forms, like rocks or buildings. But what about potatoes???...

read more

Breaking News

President or Potato?

 

The president of the United States (POTUS) is the head of state and head of government of the United States of America. The president directs the executive branch of the federal government and is the commander-in-chief of the United States Armed Forces.

The power of the presidency has grown substantially since its formation, as has the power of the federal government as a whole. While presidential power has ebbed and flowed over time, the presidency has played an increasingly strong role in American political life since the beginning of the 20th century, with a notable expansion during the presidency of Franklin D. Roosevelt. In contemporary times, the president is also looked upon as one of the world’s most powerful political figures as the leader of the only remaining global superpower. As the leader of the nation with the largest economy by nominal GDP, the president possesses significant domestic and international hard and soft power.

…It’s pretty sweet

 

The sweet potato, especially the orange variety, is often called a “yam” in parts of North America, but it is entirely unrelated to true yams. There are liars all over, masquerading these charlatan Convolvulaceae to Thanksgiving tables all over America. They try to fluff their lies further with marshmallow puffiness, a little sugar to help the medicine go down, and the deception has become just as sticky as the sappy, syrupy, saccharine, tangy molasses that my dear old Mop-Mop used to make for me as a child.

 

So this year, during Potato Awareness Week…

Be sure to spread the word to everyone you know,
Whether family, friends or foes.
I Yam what I Yam, but bro,
That’s a sweet potato.